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Mother Always Told Me


Mother always told me
when traveling on a trip,
to put on my best underwear,
best panties, bra and slip.

Just in case I had a wreck,
and some folks got to see
me dressed in my underwear,
they'd think much more of me.

Oh, Mother Dear, I love you so,
and mostly that is true.
But I've seen those folks in action...
the paramedic crew...

And they don't give a hoot about
the undies that you wear.
They just jerk them off your bod'
by rip or snip or tear.

So, next time that I travel,
I'll dress with extra care.
I'll wear my worn-out wardrobe and...
... my holey underwear!!!


by Cindy Lou Hodges
Copyright 1988.  All Rights Reserved.
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